Pearl Harbower Day

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In our Pearl Harbo(u)r Day show, we talk about Noah Webster, the man most responsible for Americans spelling things wrong. We also make fun of an international protocol guide, and wonder how much HALF a shave and a haircut might cost. Later, James’ dad crushes the “That’s Not English” quiz with the cunning use of dramatic fiction, while Paul can only sit and gaze in wonder at the majesty of a “cat’s eye.”

Happy birthday, dad!